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gummy-bear-and-unicorn-makeouts:

THEY PROTECTED IT BECAUSE SO MANY PEOPLE CHANGED IT.
Oct 16, 2014 / 936 notes

gummy-bear-and-unicorn-makeouts:

THEY PROTECTED IT BECAUSE SO MANY PEOPLE CHANGED IT.

Oct 16, 2014 / 1,780 notes

alexandrahavok:

PSAT: Before beginning your test, please copy this contract in cursive.
Me: But I don’t know cursi-
PSAT: DID I FUCKING STUDDER

Oct 16, 2014 / 1,752 notes
Oct 16, 2014 / 1,850 notes
  • Me: mom my post on tumblr about the PSAT got over 1000 notes
  • Mother: OHMYGOD TAKE THAT OFF RIGHT NOW. DO YOU NOT UNDERSTAND? That's illegal! YOU SIGNED AN AGREEMENT IN CURSIVE. YOU TOOK AN OATH. I CANT BELIEVE YOU. THEY WILL FIND YOU AND THEY WILL ARREST YOU.
  • Me: Um mother I think you're dehumanizing me right now and just really need appreciate life like Jasmine and really see things. SEE them. Maybe take some time to calm down, write some leaf poetry,walk your dolphin. Go to your piano recital.
Oct 16, 2014 / 5,897 notes
  • psat: pick your religion
  • psat: christian, church of christ, church of jesus, church of god, church of latterday saints, church of jesus's left shoe, church of jesus's pet dog, churcH OF THE LORD, CHURCH OF BOSTON,chURCH OF CHURCH
  • student: uhh but what if i'm not religious
  • psat: CHURCH OF THE HOLY SAINT, chuRCH OF MISSISIPI-GOTTA-WORSHIPPI-- oh just fill out 90 or 99 for that
Oct 16, 2014 / 2,341 notes

That moment when:

ali-omniscient:

You can’t put a leash on your dolphin.

Your daughter barks at you after you complement her.

You’re the first one to see the Grand Canyon.

You have to edit stuff that seems like it was written by 5 year-olds. 

Oct 16, 2014 / 5,909 notes
Oct 16, 2014 / 6,670 notes
  • high school students: *makes tons of posts involving crimson leaves, grand canyon, and some guy with calligraphy and ends up making an entire sub-fandom about psats*
  • college students: what the fuck
selfdefinitionx:

i feel you young sensei…i feel you…
Oct 16, 2014 / 5,232 notes

selfdefinitionx:

i feel you young sensei…i feel you…

Oct 16, 2014 / 4,906 notes
  • What she says: I'm fine.
  • What she means: I will never see the grand canyon like Lopez de Cardenas
Oct 16, 2014 / 7,511 notes

PSATS

  • PSATS: lol write in cursive
  • PSATS: the lenses were like soup bowls
  • PSATS: shut up harry potter fandom gdi
  • PSATS: the grand canyon has a fixed value of P
  • PSATS: The value P is reduced to 1/1000000000 when a man from Boston visits the grand canyon.
  • PSATS: positive reinforcement is dehumanizing
  • PSATS: we must train our children like dolphins
  • PSATS: improve the thing
  • PSATS: criMSON LEAVES FALLING
  • PSATS: *quietly sobs* why won't you ask me about my calligraphy
  • PSATS: interviewer didn't ask about my calligraphy
  • PSATS: have you seen the grand canyon
  • PSATS: have you really seen it
  • PSATS: you haven't really seen it
  • PSATS: you haven't seen it unTIL YOU'VE FUCKED IT
  • PSATS: FUCK THE GRAND CANYON
  • PSATS: MAKE LOVE TO THOSE ROCKS
Oct 16, 2014 / 4,940 notes

(via luxvriously)

ogre-whelming:

when my mom calls me downstairs by my full name
Oct 16, 2014 / 53,708 notes

ogre-whelming:

when my mom calls me downstairs by my full name

(via milesjai)

Oct 15, 2014 / 75,412 notes
gracehelbig:

This is cool. 
Oct 15, 2014 / 3,804 notes

gracehelbig:

This is cool.